One liners

A war doesn't determine who's right, only who's left...

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

Learn like you will live forever, but live like you will die tomorrow

The more U drink the WC

If the world wouldn't suck, we would all fall off...

If you pay peanuts you get monkeys to work for you.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

Said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.

If you know how to love life, life will lead you to love.

It's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean...

If you want to fuck for funny, fuck yourself and save the money

Shit doesn't happen, it's made by an asshole

Save a tree, wipe your ass with a spotted owl

When the going gets tough, the tough gets going

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

The more you stirr in it, the more it stinks.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell...

About money

With money you can buy a house but not a home
With money you can buy a clock but not time
With money you can buy a bed but not sleep
With money you can buy a book but not knowledge
With money you can see a doctor but not good health
With money you can buy a position but not respect
With money you can buy blood but not life
With money you can buy sex but not love

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can't do nothing for him

Wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it.
Right is right, even if only you are doing it.

Great leaders don't tell you what to do, they show you how it's done

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.